1. Bananas are the greatest fruits.
2. Yellow is the best color.
3. Playing ukulele is the most reasonable way to spend time.
4. I know who queen Elisabet is.
5. It is okay to use kids to achieve goals.
6. Taking over the world is acceptable.
7. The Bank of Evil should admit unsecured loans.
8. Minions should have own state.
9. Everyone should be able to own a Jelly Gun.
10. Minions should get Oscar.